....well it's no wonder, with that crazy wife of his

Wanna see George W. Bush give a “one-finger victory salute”? Go here.

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Anyone see the Today Show this morning? Republican lap dog Rudy Giuliani knows whose fault it is that all those tons of explosives went missing from Iraq…

…THE TROOPS.

Yes, those darn troops. First Abu Ghraib, now this. Good thing they keep screwing up, otherwise the administration might actually have to take responsibility for something.

Idiots.

Which reminds me, have you heard about this Vaccine A business? The theory is that the government added squaline (an accelerant) to a bunch of Anthrax vaccine, then injected it into the troops going to Iraq for the first Gulf War, with full knowledge that the long-term effects were unknown. Trouble is, squaline seems to cause a whole host of auto-immune deficiencies, and could be behind Gulf War Syndrome, which the government has yet to acknowledge even exists.

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On to happier things, like titillating gossip about whom in American History might have been gay. I needn’t go into the oft-repeated rumors about bachelor President James Buchanan and his live-in bachelor friend William Rufus King (whom Washington wags of the day called “Miss Nancy”, “Aunt Fancy”, and “Mrs. Buchanan”), need I?

Well, now there’s a resurgence of rumors about Honest Abe, also a proponent of sharing beds and nightshirts and such with other men, only this time it seems someone was diligent about their research. The ribald poetry angle is new to me, and I try to keep abreast of these sorts of things. Sort of makes one wonder where the term “Lincoln Logs” came from.

That’s all I have. Good Day, and go vote!