After I posted a story about Aunty last week, I was let in on some late-breaking gossip regarding same. Mother Rubble has forbidden the full story to be aired for the world…suffice it to say the phrase “drunker than a monkey” was involved.
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Much is being made in the online community about a photo of Vice War Criminal Dick Cheney inadvertently showing off his, errr, “assets”. Fuel was added to the fire when the original source, The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, refused requests for reprints.
Well, Industrial Waste Bin has found the photo. After careful examination, I can assure you that anyone who thinks there’s any “substance” to it hasn’t spent any time around fat old men.
Trust me, it’s all balls. Take it from a fat old man.
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No draft? Ummm….okay, if you say so.
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What a disappointment that the full story will not be heard.
A coworker of mine came in to tell me that his book, "The Gay and Lesbian Atlas" was ranked 74th on Amazon.com in its category. He was very excited.
He was especially excited because his book is ranked above a book on threesomes, and directly behind a book called "The Family Jewels: A Guide to Male Genital Play and Torment."
So the new ad slogal will be: The Gay and Lesbian Atlas - Better than a Threesome!
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