If you get Raptured, can I have your car?

Right on schedule, the Baptists are falling all over themselves to blame Katrina on the gays.

This, despite the fact that the only area of New Orleans left relatively untouched is the French Quarter - WHICH IS WHERE ALL THE GAYS ARE.

Speaking of, I'll be singing at the President's Katrina Prayer Service next Friday. I'll have a full, snarky report. Watch this space!