In other news: Hell freezes over

Well, Mother Rubble is online. It’s the sixth sign of the apocalypse.

While there’s still time, feel free to drop her a line (but be gentle, she’s new.)

As I write (March 24, 4:15 pm) Terri Schiavo’s parents have submitted ANOTHER appeal to the Federal Court.

As I wrote the other day, I waffled for a long while on this whole issue. But the past few days, in doing my research, I’ve come to the conclusion that Mrs. Schiavo’s parents, pitiable as they are, are just plain crazy.

The most telling evidence in my assessment was a report by the Mrs. Schiavo’s court-appointed Guardian Ad Litem, who spent considerable time with her, her husband and parents. From the report (emphases mine):

Testimony provided by members of the Schindler family included very personal statements about their desire and intention to ensure that Theresa remain alive. Throughout the course of the litigation, deposition and trial testimony by members of the Schindler family voiced the disturbing belief that they would keep Theresa alive at any and all costs. Nearly gruesome examples were given, eliciting agreement by family members that in the event Theresa should contract diabetes and subsequent gangrene in each of her limbs, they would agree to amputate each limb, and would then, were she to be diagnosed with heart disease, perform open heart surgery. There was additional, difficult testimony that appeared to establish that despite the sad and undesirable condition of Theresa, the parents still derived joy from having her alive, even if Theresa might not be at all aware of her environment given the persistent vegetative state. Within the testimony, as part of the hypotheticals presented, Schindler family members stated that even if Theresa had told them of her intention to have artificial nutrition withdrawn, they would not do it. Throughout this painful and difficult trial, the family acknowledged that Theresa was in a diagnosed persistent vegetative state.

And….

In 2000, despite conceding their daughter's persistent vegetative state, the Schindlers said they still believed she knew when they were there. When Felos, Michael Schiavo's lawyer, asked Bob Schindler if he thought Terri would be tormented by her current state, he replied ''Yes,'' but added, ''she's not that cognizant to be aware of it.''

It’s clear to me from the above that Mrs. Schiavo’s parents simply can’t let go, and perhaps have a bit of a control issue.

But any sympathy I might have felt for the Schindlers for their delusions of eventual recovery for their daughter has been whittled away by the ghoulishly political behavior of the Repugnantan party. To wit:

Tom Delay’s assertion that God sent Terri Schiavo to Earth in order to expose the vast liberal conspiracy threatening conservatives everywhere:

“One thing that God has brought to us is Terry Schiavo, to help us elevate the visibility of what is going on in America … This is exactly the issue that is going on in America, of attacks against the conservative movement, against me and many others … a huge nationwide concerted effort to destroy everything we believe in.”

DeLay’s, and the President’s, sudden concern for the welfare of those in vegetative states is remarkable, considering that in 1999 they could have done something to stop a Texas ruling which allowed people who wanted to be kept alive and whose families were in unanimous agreement that they wanted to be kept alive to be taken, involuntarily, off life support if the facility they were in decided that they weren't able to pay for the treatment that would sustain their lives. Especially if they were black.

Feverishly pro-Bush radio host Glenn Beck, who has offered to buy Terri Schiavo from her husband. Oh, and on his website, you can buy a T-shirt with Michael Schiavo’s picture on it, which says “I starved my wife to death”. Classy! (And in case you were wondering, Michael Schiavo relinquished his right to make the decision to remove his wife’s feeding tube. That’s how it ended up in the courts in the first place. The decision was the court’s. The decision would not change, even if her parents were to gain custody.)

And Dr. Bill Frist, who diagnosed Mrs. Schiavo via videotape and used that as a basis to give her already-addled parents false hope for her eventual recovery. Interesting in that he had this to say about the death of Democrat Christopher Reeve:

"I find it opportunistic to use the death of someone like Christopher Reeve -- I think it is shameful -- in order to mislead the American people," Frist said. "We should be offering people hope, but neither physicians, scientists, public servants or trial lawyers like John Edwards should be offering hype."It is cruel to people who have disabilities and chronic diseases, and, on top of that, it's dishonest. It's giving false hope to people, and I can tell you as a physician who's treated scores of thousands of patients that you don't give them false hope."

The hypocrisy of proclaiming a “culture of life” is astounding, in a world where 20,000 people a day die as a direct result of poverty, 100,000 innocent civilians have been killed in Iraq, and Michael Schiavo and Judge Greer continue to receive death threats from “religious” folk across the nation.

Jesuit theologian John J. Paris has this to say to the zealous among us:

Here's the question I ask of these right-to-lifers, including Vatican bishops: as we enter into Holy Week and we proclaim that death is not triumphant and that with the power of resurrection and the glory of Easter we have the triumph of Christ over death, what are they talking about by presenting death as an unmitigated evil? It doesn’t fit Christian context.

And my last sad, unfortunate truth for today: Terri Schiavo, who previously had the option to either die with dignity, or be kept alive with dignity, now has grandstanding Repugnantans to thank for stripping away any dignity she might have had.

Way to go, GOP!